We are an international organization.
We give quality services to humanity. We are based in all corners of the world. We solve financial problems, physical problems, social problems, mental problems and spiritual problems. Don’t hesitate to apply.
We are looking for a time keeper. We are employing this person to keep his/her own time for life. We have confirmed that many people in Africa don’t keep time. They are so ignorant about time. When a meeting is scheduled to take place at 8 o’clock in the morning, many of them will turn up at 10 o’clock instead. And some of them will even miss the meeting without any information. The only time they keep is when one is promised to receive some money. They keep time also when they are going for funerals. They are quick to give their last respect to the dead but they don’t visit when the person is in the hospital. For some critics, they conclude it may be food and pretence taking them. There is no funeral without food. Others are taken by politics. At least they have an opportunity to speak to many people. We need a time keeper.
We will pay the person success in everything in life. We succeed because we keep time. We will pay the person trust by the employers. An employee who doesn’t keep time is not trusted. We will pay the person a quality work done. The quality of work is determined by the time committed to it. We will pay the person life free of stress. Many people who don’t keep time are often stressed. They accumulate work and later will try to do everything at the same time which will not be possible. Don’t hesitate to apply.
In addition to the time keeper, we are looking for a good neighbour. We need a neighbour who does not backbite. We need a neighbour who does not discriminate. We need a neighbour who does not divide. We need a neighbour who does not throw dirty things to others within the vicinity. We need a neighbour who will sympathise. We need a neighbour who will share good news with those in the surrounding. We need one who will protect his/her neighbours. We need a personality who will treat his/her neighbours with respect. We need one who will be opened to his/her neighbours.
If you think you qualify for the above opportunity, be quick to apply. We will pay you good life with your neighbours. We will pay you trust by your neighbours. We will pay you happiness with your neighbours. We will pay you good role model in the community. We will pay you unity with your neighbours. We will pay you good social life with your neighbours. The qualified applicants will be contacted for the interviews.
We are desperately looking for a good landlord/landlady. We need a landlord/lady who will not look down on his/her tenants. We need a landlord/lady who will not bring his/her family problems to the tenants. We need a landlord/lady who will not ask money on top of the rent. We need a landlord/lady who will obey the rent agreement. We need a landlord/lady whose words will not be flown by any wind. We need a landlord/lady who will care for the tenant. We need a landlord/lady who will sympathise with his/her tenant (s). We need a landlord/lady who will use some of the rent money to improve the condition of the house not to use all the rent money and the house remains without windows, doors or no fence at all. We need a landlord/lady who will be honest and put respect first. Lastly, we need a landlord/lady who will never compare his/her life standard with that of his/her tenant (s). If you meet the description above, please, don’t delay. Apply.
We will offer good character to the landlord/lady. We will pay him/her tenants every time he/she needs to have. If this tenant chooses to leave the house, the next tenant will enter the house in less than a week. People will tell good stories about such a landlord. Everyone will respect such a landlord/lady. He/she will be trusted by all the tenants. The tenants will freely share his/her problems with such a landlord/lady. If anyone wishes to take the job, please, choose to apply.
We need a competent president. He/she will change the shape of the nation. He/she will promote agriculture in the country. He/she will strengthen the education system of the nation. He/she will distribute the country’s resources equally to all the citizens. He/she will make the constitution to govern the nation. He/she will unite the citizens. He/she will make every leader face the justice of the law. He/she will leave the office for others if his/her term is over. He/she will create a ground for freedom of expression. He/she will pay the civil servants every month. Please, apply.
If you consider applying for the position above, you will be offered these. The citizens will trust you. You will be a role model. You will be credited as a good president. You will bring peace to your nation. You will promote unity in the nation. You will end the civil war in the nation. You will improve the living standard of your citizens. You will make your nation rich. You will make your nation be respected by other nations. You will have the most educated citizens. Your country will develop. Poverty will be no more in your nation. Your legacy will live long after you. Don’t hesitate to apply. You will not regret it.
We also need a boyfriend. We need a boyfriend who understands that there is no sex before marriage. He will be honest till the relationship leads to marriage. He will value the friendship for education. He will value the friendship for guidance. He will value the friendship for motivation. He will value the friendship for emotional support. He will value the friendship for mentorship. He will value the friendship for trust. He will value the friendship for honesty. He will value the friendship for faithfulness. He will value the friendship for mental support. He will value the friendship for social support. He will value it for spiritual support. He will not be jumping from lady to lady wanting to satisfy his sexual lust. He will treat his girlfriend like his own sister. He will make sure his girlfriend finishes her study. He will have time to advise and encourage his girlfriend than wasting her time giving fake promises.
We have great rewards for such a boyfriend. He will be trusted by his girlfriend. He will not get into illegal sex. He will make his girlfriend succeed in school. He will be a good boy to his family. The community will trust him. He will transform the lives of young people. He will live a life of purpose. He will be a responsible father. His children in future will love and respect. His wife in future will live happy. He will be a caring father. He will be a good mentor. He will be a man who rules his emotions but not ruled by his emotion. Be the one to apply.
This time we need an accountant! Once we had an accountant. We trusted him and made him a signatory to our account. He worked with us for some good years. We thought he was already a good person since he had been with us for long. But the story changed shockingly. He transferred the organization’s money to his personal accountant. After the transaction, he disappeared to an unknown location. We regretted employing such a man.
We had the next accountant after him. He was also a gentleman. He seemed to be good at first but since we had the first story, we discovered his plans before he went too far. He used to take the money for his own investment and delayed to pay our workers. He would come with some receipts claiming that he purchased things for the organization but we could not see what he purchased. When we learned that, we promptly terminated his contract. Now, you are the next accountant we need. Please, make sure you are honest. Make sure you don’t call the organization’s money your money. Make sure you don’t forge receipts. If you think you can meet those requirements, please, apply.
You will not live with guilt of stealing. You will be trusted wherever you go. You will protect your personal record. You will set an example to other accountants. You will have clean work profile. You will be remembered for your good work. You will not be stressed of intimidating others. People will not be curious by your presence. You will bring success to where you work. Your children will be recognized in the community. Though you die, you will still live in the minds of people who won’t forget your good deeds.
Finally, we need a pastor. He must live his words. He must not use his emotions to deceive the worshippers. He will not take the church as his home to neglect the needs of other worshippers. He will not give the opportunities that come to all the worshippers to his family alone. He will teach only the truth to the believers. He will not use the name of God to take money from the believers. If he needs money from the believers, he will be clear and open. He will direct the believers to God and not himself. We will call him an appointed minister of God.